Have you seen my handbasket, on rocket rails?

So I notice that the world is just nuts these days. Between the "scientists" wanting to convince us that we are the responsible parties for the global warming climate change (really? are we heating Mars too? cause it's heating too... really people, hold your breath, all this CO2 you breath out is responsible for the deaths of countless polar bears and I think CO2 has been banned anyway! Let's do away with those awful CO2 emitting trees and cows and other animal and plant life while we are at it (wait, wouldn't that include polar bears too? now I'm really confused)...). Sorry, I digress... Crazy politicians that want us to believe that we can spend our way back to prosperity as a country, or punish the many in order to insure the few (most of whom don't even want to be insured). Or how about the lunatic celebrity worship we see everywhere (and I begin to wonder what the celebrities themselves are worshipping, anyone see the VMAs?). That's it, seriously, Hell in a Handbasket!